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The Absolute Best Of Total Playtime

by Total Playtime

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    Super-premium cassette edition of Total Playtime's ultra-premium 'best of' collection. The definitive TP experience to be enjoyed at home or on the go with the use of a Sony Walkman or similar device. Baby pink cassette wrapped in clear vellum j-card with a sweet K-pop inspired obi strip topping off the mega-premium, high-end, lux aesthetic. Comes with an immediate d/l of the album incl. BONUS track 'Total Yuletide'.

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1.
It's a late night/ on TV. Total Playtime/ we're on TV. Shooting up at school because we made it look cool/ on TV. Fuel controversy because it sells our CDs/ on TV. Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime Total Playtime on TV Total Playtime MTV Total Playtime VH1 Total Playtime VCR Total Playtime VHS Total Playtime Betamax Total Playtime Minidisc Total Playtime MP3s Total Playtime on LP Total Playtime 33 Total Playtime 45 Total Playtime all my life Total Playtime all the time
2.
Goose Island 02:29
Where'd you want to go? Well I'll head for the hills then you know/ I saw an island through the trees/ and blossom forming in the leaves/ and flowers blowing in their hair/ they called for me to be out there. Take a trip to Goose Island (repeat) IPA! (repeat) On the island where/ all your modern cares/ they'll be muted there/ by the goose's stare And there's love somewhere/ but you can't quite bear/ to be over there/ when you live right here. Take a trip to Goose Island (repeat) IPA! (repeat)
3.
Don DeLillo 03:15
I was just a child of god/ left alone for far too long/ I don't know where my father's gone. And there are horses in Berlin/ the stable boy won't let me in/ I'm never going there again. Left alone with all my vices/ when all I needed was a friend/ mourning since the morning I left you/ left a lonely life for two. Done deal, Don DeLillio/ a lonely life for you. So you've established who you are/ to Tula with your samovar/ where you gonna go from there? So what's French for a storm in a teacup? Un puce a l'oreille/ there's a flea in my ear. Left alone with all my vices/ when all I needed was a friend/ Mourning since the morning I left you/ left a lonely life for two. Done deal, Don DeLillio/ a lonely life for you.
4.
Cream Soda 03:36
WITH CREAM SODA He's wasting all his clams/ he's wasting all his beans on me/ and cream soda/ he's taking me to see/ the latest DVDs/ when they hit the big screen/ with cream soda. was drinking on the job/ now he can't get a job/ so he just sits and drinks/ cream soda. He's so fucking lazy/ cream soda/ he's so fucking lazy/ cream soda He's so fucking lazy/ cream soda/ he's so fucking lazy/ cream soda
5.
So I've been awake/ for ten minutes now/ and there's only moonlight. So I'll light my lamp/ with that in my hand/ go down to the market. Where is your god? Well he's dead in the ground. Where is your god? Well he's dead in the ground. Without God/ without morals/ your only science now is sorrow/ what you know today you can't know tomorrow. Without some absolute/ there is nothing that's true/ so there's nothing to do/ except study the blues. And nothing means nothing/ if everything's dust/ so everything you knew is totally fucked/ but carry on/ carry on/ carry on, carry on, carry on 'til your carrion/ carry on, carry on, carry on to endless horizons/ to endless horizons/ to endless horizons/ to endless horizons/ to endless horizons/ to endless horizons/ to endless horizons
6.
Our Boy 03:07
And I was crying for the death of the Left/ and thinking these 5 years can only lead to regret/ before you raised me from the tomb just like you raise your courgettes/ and seeing you in your cardigan makes me feel better but/ who could've thought that this geography teacher would take on the mantle of glorious leader? Oh, Jeremy, you just seem so nice/ won't they let you in the house tonight? *our boy delivers immensely rousing speech* Our Boy/ Our Boy/ Our Boy/ Our Boy/ Our Boy/ Our Boy/ Our Boy/ Our Boy
7.
Good Times 03:40
Gotta get my/ money/ gotta get my/ bills Gotta get my/ money/ gotta get my/ bills Money/ I need money. Gotta get money/ for good times Sunny/ when it is sunny/ mind on my money/ and my money's on my mind And when it all has gone to waste/ I see the humiliations of decay Material things/ are vulnerable thing/ but god I need money/ for good times Alas! I desire too much. Prospecting/ after the gold rush Ready/ for the country/ got no money/ for good times Gotta get my/ money/ gotta get my/ bills Gotta get my/ money/ gotta get my/ bills Money/ I need money. Gotta get money/ for good times
8.
TOTAL PLAYTIME present A CHRISTMAS CAROL narrated in six parts. TOTAL YULETIDE PT. I: "A lord is born" TOTAL YULETIDE PT. II: "The lord is bored" TOTAL YULETIDE PT. III: "Joy pours forth" TOTAL YULETIDE PT. IV: "Total Playtime receive the gift of ennui" TOTAL YULETIDE PT. V: "Total Playtime attempt faith" TOTAL YULETIDE PT. VI: "A recapitulation of Total Playtime's position" O'er the mountains & the moors hear the angels calling "Christ the saviour ere is born" Here on Christmas morning Be ye peasant, kings or lords Come let thee adore him All yr sins shall be absolved Here on Christmas morning All ye faithless or unsure Kneel now before him Accept him as yr only God or spend yr Christmas mourning Feel it in my bones Feeling all alone Feeling something's wrong but I know its Christmas Call you on the phone Message at the tone I know you ain't at home but I need to fix this mess £240 in my clip But it don't mean shit Motherfucking bitch I'm alone this Christmas Feel the silences Echo through my crib I don't feel rich I guess this is kismet I guess this is kismet time Feel like Lazarus I just can't get the rest Wanna lie down in the dust Taking care of business Frogs & blood & locusts & I'm losing all my focus All alone Christmas time w/ all the strangers Fill the streets & see the manger God & glory be our saviour Hear the angels sing Wish it could be a Merry Christmas but it's just a sad Christmas day Yes it could be Merry Christmas If only I could kneel & pray Boys don't cry I thought I heard a voice Calling out to me Bliss was it in this Dawn to be alive Jesus took my hand I know Though I left the world I loved I found a new place to reside above & Jesus took my hand & led me by his side O' ye mighty hand Lift up thine pearly gates I'm here to see the world I'm told, here awaits My authentic self Bathed in sin Thrown into a world Indifferent & truth itself is Concealing So I'll never see beyond These worldly things All I'm left with Is choice So I'll try in vain to be a 'Good boy' & try & try again to Enjoy Time chained to this life GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD MERRY CHRISTMAS Near at hand Is God but difficult to grasp like his Swift sword Barely time to gasp 'Thank you, Lord' Before he up and fucking died
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Total Playtime have collected and remastered the cream (nearly all) of their recording history to present for the first time THE ABSOLUTE BEST OF TOTAL PLAYTIME in one coherent whole.

Recorded between 2013–2017, the songs display Total Playtime's panoramic range of influences and cinematic vision, running from improvisational, free-associative works through to carefully orchestrated ensemble pieces.

A celebratory, super-limited edition run of cassettes is available for those wishing to experience Total Playtime on their home stereo system when an internet connection is unavailable, and digital downloads allow for the listening of Total Playtime's world-historic collection on-the-go.

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released October 20, 2017

Daniel J. Smith (guitars, voice, synths, programming)
Clem McCulloch (voice, amanuensis)

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